MAN!!! I feel sooo bored...I want to see a drag-queen go streaking and then suddenly get impaled by a unicorn...then soon enough the unicorn gets killed by Jesus. Then as Jesus goes to skin the unicorn... a raccoon jumps out and brutally rapes him. After the raccoon was satisfied...it decided to drink some water...and as it was drinking the water it choked and died....about a mile down the river two boys were camping...I'm sure you heard of broke back mountain...well it was sorta like that..then after a "romantic" night..one of the decided he were thirsty so he drank the water..but because the raccoon was rotting in the river the boy got an STD (Jesus slept around, after all he has all those nuns saving it all for him) and soon gave it to his partner...when his partner found out he thought he was sleeping around and committed suicide. his brother found out and went to kill the other boy and succeeded.....then his brother got REALLY turned on by the boys pet sheep and after he had his few moments of pleasure....he decided to go home and get something to eat...when he came home his mother was gagging on a spoon....who knows why...well the mother soon quite to go check on her husband...who fell asleep and the bad bugs took his virginity....and soon one bad bug went crazy and riped open his own stomach to eat his own intestines......if I saw that I wouldn't be bored anymore...and to think..it all started with a drag-queen...crazy huh?